Posts Tagged ‘Video Games’

 

8 Ways To Say You Suck – 27. October, 2010

Or that your script does.  But first…

Okay, I didn’t write a second post last week. Why? I was flooded with work (one employee nabbed an acting gig, another says he wants to work but his actions often speak otherwise). Also, I got FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS and I was ready to write it off as “too long, too boring, etc.” but then they gave me a pet robot.

I ALWAYS WANTED A PET ROBOT!!!

Anyway, here’s something I love. Apparently Essanay Studios used to have a checklist of reasons why your script was rejected, eight of which seem to say “this sucks.”

(I’m counting reasons #2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10, 11 & 12)

What would you add to the checklist?

PS, for the record, I stole this post from this blog (which you should be reading).

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Western Zombies = Awesome – 1. October, 2010

Oh man, Christmas is coming early and that ain’t Santa at your door, it’s a flesh eating zombie!

If you’ve been keeping up with my blog, you know I heart me some RED DEAD REDEMPTION but that jumped to a whole new level when I saw this.

Wait, on the horizon, are those… yup. Grab yer shotgun cause them be old-west zombies!

And if that weren’t awesome enough, apparently the new CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS will also feature zombies (as suggested by this website).

Damn it, I wanted my time back… but I do love me killin’ some undead.

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Sandbox Style – 27. September, 2010

Recently a screenwriter I’ve met posted that many video games are “more like films where one can participate in the narrative and fill in the off-screen boring bits” (here he cited RED DEAD REDEMPTION as well as MAFIA 2).

A preference was stated for games that “obey the rules of good narrative structure, i.e., they leave out the goddamn boring bits” (here he cites UNCHARTED 2 as well as BATTLEFIELD BAD COMPANY 2 and MODERN COMBAT).

I’ve played UNCHARTED 2 and RED DEAD REDEMPTION and I understand what he’s getting at. What’s funny to me is that not three clicks later I read an editor’s note in a FILMMAKER magazine email blast trumpeting the virtues of boredom as a path towards discovering art.

I’m not gonna address the “games as art” issue but I think there is something both great and insidious about these massive sandbox games and I’ll use RED DEAD as my touchstone. I think it’s awesome that there is an entire world to explore. Should you grow tired of the narrative, you can always roam about and discover new pockets of land, hunt game, meet strangers, cheat in a game of poker, toss horse shoes, go to a movie, challenge someone to an arm wrestling match, take a job as a night watch man, bust broncos, herd cattle or just collect some flowers. It’s a fun way to get lost, and lose a lot of productive time (do you hear me BORDERLANDS?). Actually, that’s my complaint: there’s too much to do. Honestly, after your escapades in Mexico I was ready for the game to end, not introduce a whole new third plus a coda. And heaven help someone like me that gets obsessed collecting all the trinkets (I resisted this in RED DEAD but did manage to collect all the feathers, statues, codex pages, paintings, weapons, armor and seals in ASSASSIN’S CREED 2).

And that’s my complaint when I’m playing solo.

But then there’s the online component. I think that’s where the sandbox styled games triumph. Sure, the UNCHARTED 2 online multiplayer experience is fun but does it come close to RED DEAD where not only can you duel but you can also posse up to tackle missions, hunt game, race horses or just wander off and pick flowers?

So while I understand the joy in simply taking an active role in a movie-like narrative, I think it’s in these massive game worlds, worlds with that allow for online social experiences with our friends, as well as the potential for boredom, that games will be able to distinguish themselves as something more than just movies staring a superhero version of us.

That said, I’m dying for FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS, CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS and ASSASSIN’S CREED: BROTHERHOOD to hit my mailbox this fall (what kind of gamer do those choices make me?).

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A Prince Falls, A Jerk Rises, A Plumber Celebrates – 13. September, 2010

Sorry if the blogging is erratic over the next two weeks–I’m prepping my film for submission to the Sundance Film Festival. Still, while waiting for renders, nothing seems to pass the time better than my PS3. I’ve only had the damn thing for less than a year but I’ve already taken an interest in the behind-the-scenes of the video game industry and that brings us to this post.

A Prince Falls.

A few years ago I was introduced to the Katamari games and I was instantly charmed. They’re bright, fun, easy to play and unlike every other game out there. They’re perfect for anyone that says “I don’t like video games.” Heck, I’ve seen it win over girlfriends. So it is with that introduction that I bring news that Katamari creator Keita Takahashi has parted ways with his video game publisher Bandai, possibly to create playgrounds. Yes, he was only involved with the original title but it’s still a huge loss of creative lunacy in an otherwise staid industry. Then again, I’d love to run around one of his playgrounds.

A Jerk Rises

I have such faint memories of the original DUKE NUKEM that it wasn’t big news to me that the sequel was finally coming out. Then I learned the real story: after a decade and close to $20 million in development funds, the creators filed for bankruptcy and then counter sued their publishers. Holy s**t, and I thought movies were slow moving and expensive. So how did Duke rise from the vaporware grave? It seems the hero of the day is Randy Ptichford, the guy responsible my video game addiction, BORDERLANDS. I’m not sure I’m gonna run out and pre-order this title but my interest has been piqued.

A Plumber Celebrates

That right, this sucka is 25 years-old.

Okay, enough blogging.  Time to export more FCP sequences to After Effects.

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Scott Pilgrim vs. Scott Pilgrim – 29. July, 2010

Sorry I haven’t written more this week but right now I have a night gig, in addition to my day gig, where I’m supposed to install a server, set up network storage and allow any user to authenticate from any machine but I’ve run into a hitch: users can’t login.

Oh yeah, also, I’ve never done this before and I know nothing about network administration.

(How I ended up with this gig is for another post.)

Therefore I’m quickly steering ya towards something that caught my eye. Have you ever heard of Scott Pilgrim? It’s a comic series I’ve been aware of but know nothing about (my theme of the week).

They’re making a movie and it looks, well…

It’s Edgar Wright directing so it has a ton of potential but that trailer… but maybe I’m wrong. My buddy Pat used to always say, “terrible trailer = great movie.”

What looks more interesting to me is this:

Now that looks fun.

Okay, enough writing. Back to the salt mines.

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Red Dead Rave – 17. May, 2010

Tomorrow the postman will only need to ring once because she’s bringing me a new PS3 game. Say hello to Red Dead Redemption.

This game looks pretty awesome but don’t take my word for it. Read the absolutely glowing New York Times review for a second opinion.

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Not Like The Other – 27. April, 2010

One of these trophies is not like the others (the background is your hint).

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Okay, back to to finishing God of War 3 before Red Dead Redemption arrives… along with some more Borderlands level grinding for good measure.

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8-Bit Apocalypse – 8. April, 2010

This is so unbelievably cool I…


PIXELS by PATRICK JEAN.
Uploaded by onemoreprod. – Discover more animation and arts videos.

I, uh, FUCK THAT’S SO AWESOME MY HEAD WANTS TO EXPLODE!

(That’s the kind of thing that makes me wish I were an animator. Maybe I should start dating one again. Ellen, you still single?)

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The Brutal Old West PS3 Style – 5. April, 2010

Okay, okay, okay… this looks pretty f**king cool.

Now before you start asking “when the hell did this turn into a video game blog” I should mention a few things. First, the PS3 is my first game system since the original NES so I’m going through my “infatuation” stage. Second, I’m writing like crazy but can’t really share what I’m writing so there isn’t much to blog abut there. Third, I’ve been working so many hours at both my jobs, on my freelance career, my feature, my web series and my writing that the blogging has taken a bit of a back seat. I’m sorry about that. I’m struggling to get ahead of the curve and feel like I’m failing but I think that’s what struggle is supposed to feel like.

Enough bitchin’. Back to work.

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Games Save The World – 29. March, 2010

You’ve heard about TED talks, right? Great. Have you seen the one about how playing games will save the world? No? Then check it out.

Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about my turn as a shut-in trying to level up my BORDERLANDS characters. And once I get hooked on GOD OF WAR 3 it’s over. Damn you PS3! I love/hate you so much.

On the other end of the spectrum, did you hear about the prolific writer whose life went to hell once he discovered GRAND THEFT AUTO and cocaine? Yeah, I know, right, it’s crazy! I’m not that bad but then again I’ve barely played GTA IV.

(gulp)

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