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Filmmakers Are Dead: Who – 9. July, 2009

Okay, I’m prone to hyperbole but I’m not the only one wondering if this is a dark age for independent filmmakers or if we are at the dawn of a new golden age (probably both). According to the old guard, the sky is falling, the industry as we’ve enjoyed it is dying, party over, oops, out of time. On the other hand, forward thinking, technically-minded folk like Scott Kirsner and Lance Weiler believe that the readily available means of digital production, the internet as a distribution pipeline and social media as a primary networking/marketing tool will allow anyone, even you, to grow your own audience and take the leap from weekend hobbyest to career content creator.

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Personally, while imbued with a healthy does of skepticism and prone to ranting, I’m looking for a glimmer of hope on the horizon. It is with those glasses and crash helmet that I begin this series I’m calling “Filmmakers are Dead” (we’ve talked about Dark Tony, right?). My goal is very selfish: I hope to better understand what’s going on and hopefully get your two-cents in the process. In order to give this series some structure, I’m gonna release one installment per basic reporter questions (i.e., who, what, when, where, why and how).

Welcome to the first installment:

Who?

As I’ve already mentioned, this is very much the old guard (mainstream media such as the studios, broadcasters and all those that profit from working with them under the current structure) versus forward thinking up-and-coming artists.

Allow me a tangent here (the first of many). Let’s breakdown these artists of the internet age into the major disciplines addressed by Scott in the interview above. We can safely say that the majority of internet artists are either musicians, animators or filmmakers. I’d like to permanently break filmmakers out from under this umbrella. Why?

  1. Unlike musicians or animators, filmmakers can’t make movies by themselves in their bedrooms. Filmmakers need crews, locations and actors/subjects.
  2. Films, on the whole, will always cost more than the output of musicians or animators. While Jill Sobule can hold a web-a-thon to raise $75,000 to comfortably record a very polished album, a filmmaker would need to raise anywhere from three to ten times that amount to create an equally commercially viable and polished film.
  3. Independent feature films don’t lend themselves to the internet by simple virtue of their length. According to Scott, five minutes is the longest any internet video should run (after that, viewers bounce). And again, unlike the musician who can put their full length album up as individual MP3s, the feature filmmaker can’t really present their film as a chopped up series of shorts.

Let me tackle another tangent. The popular term for filmmakers of the internet age is content creator and personally, I hate that term. I know it’s meant to expand the understood scope of what filmmakers create (features, shorts, websites, web seriesgames, ARGs, etc.) but it makes me sound like I’m some corporate shill pumping out widgets for customers. It strips the art out of what we do. Yes, I understand that one of the keys to survival under this is new model is identifying your audience and targeting them with laser like precision but that also means you need to brand and market yourself as a specific kind of content creator. You are the dude that makes motorcycle films, period. Me, I’m still exploring my artistic voice but I beleive all my works are steeped with the themes that drive me, Look at Scorsese. It doesn’t matter if he makes a period romance, a gangster flick, a horror thriller or even a music video, you can recognize his works by their themes and style. Me, I’m a filmmaker.

Now, let’s get back to the “them” that I simply described as the old guard. Yes, it’s easy to boo the major studios and broadcasters, their corporate parents and all their related media spawn but don’t we all want to play in their yard? I know we’re all in an economic crisis and I don’t know where they get the stones to say “instead of giving you a commercial with a six-figure budget we’re gonna demand a high quality product with a two week turn around but we’re only gonna give ya pizza money and we’re gonna call it a viral video, which we’re gonna post all over YouTube, Hulu, you name it, but we’re not sharing any of the profits. The exposure is your profit. BTW, since we’re the copyright holders we’re not gonna let you post it on your own website. Cool? My lawyers tell me it’s cool” but don’t we still do the job for the exposure and the pizza money? Hey, cold pizza will feed ya for most of the week. Plus, aren’t they scouting us, hazing us, testing us to see if we might be the right person to direct the webisodes based on their new Christian Slater series? I know it’s terribly unfair but…

Another tangent: I love how clients ask for viral videos. Um, you can’t make a viral video. You make a video, send it out into the world and it either becomes viral or it doesn’t. That’s for the internet to decide.

So now we have some idea of the players, their motivations and how they clash and commingle but let me leave you with this question: Unions and their members are always confronting major corporations (as they should) but how do they interface with new media? I’m not talking about television shows repurposed for the internet but rather original content. How do they (or any of us) make a living from new media, much less collect dues to pay for benefits? Before you answer so quickly, have you seen the budgets on new media programs? They’re all over the map: Joss Whedon‘s DOCTOR HORRIBLE cost in the low six figures, John August‘s THE REMNANTS cost over $25k and I know some folks that make internet shorts for less than $100 a pop. Want one union’s answer to new media? Check out SAG’s New Media Rate Sheet?

Next week: What?

How Did They Do That – 3. June, 2009

Thanks to a friend on Twitter, I stumbled upon this:

What’s sweetest about this spec spot is that they show you how they did it with Final Cut Pro and After Effects.

I don’t know about you but I always find process fascinating.

Posted in Post-Production

16:9 Is Dead – 20. May, 2009

Related to an earlier post, it looks like Philips Electronics is the first to say “16:9 is great but what about Cinemascope?” Say hello to the first 21:9 television and the bitchin’ commercial that goes with it.

(And if you’re interested in how they did it, check this out)

I guess that’s the way it was meant to be seen.

(Yo, Philips, let’s do another spot!)

Posted in Short Films

Shop Talk: Music Videos & Commercials – 14. May, 2009

Recently FIND held another lecture in their “Shop Talk” series, this time inviting director Chris Milk to speak about working in, and breaking into, the commercial and music video world.

First, it should be noted that Chris moved backwards through these industries. He first landed in the corporate jungle of Madison Avenue as a commercial director before venturing into the wild west of music videos (why do most directors start with music videos? Because it’s easier to convince a bunch of addle headed musicians that you should direct the video for their third single than it is to convince Murray the used car lot owner to fork over a big chunk of his advertising budget for you to helm his late-night local television spot).

For reference, here’s a commercial by Chris (a spec ad, I suspect):

And here’s his video for “Who’s Gonna Save My Soul” by Gnarls Barkley:

Second, he confirmed everyone’s fears – as the country goes, so do these industries. We all know the music industry has gone to hell. Gone are the days of million dollar music videos. Today, a major band is lucky to get a low six-figure budget for their first single; I know someone that was offered a $10k budget for an effects heavy third single by an artist that’s huge (I mean HUGE) on KROQ. Chris seems to think that the ideal newcomer will not only be able to shoot great footage but will also have the postproduction expertise to make $5k look like $50k.

Unfortunately commercials, once seen as the safe haven for highly paid helmers, are also seeing their budgets slashed. These days advertising executives are looking for young talent to create viral campaigns. FYI, viral should be defined as “we won’t give you any money so you have to scrounge up the equipment yourself and we want it done in a week.” Chris mentioned that there’s really only one industry that still spends lavish amounts on their commercials — the pharmaceutical industry. Still not deterred? According to Chris there’s one last thing you gotta do: brand yourself. Are you the funny, shaky-cam guy whose work reminds folks of THE OFFICE or are you the guy that can shoot table-top so well that you’ll make all the lactose intolerant Americans rush to their phones, credit cards in hand, when they see your ad for Domino’s new extra cheesy family pizza? Wanna be both? No can do. Production companies are looking for consistency and reliability they can pitch to ad agencies. Want to stretch your creativity? That’s what music videos are for.

Personally, I’ve always been interested in music videos and commercials. Years ago I pitched like crazy on a rock video but in the end felt like I got screwed by the talent so I gave it up (lesson learned: getting screwed over isn’t personal, it’s strictly business).

I also had a brush with the commercial industry after winning awards for this, a Philips Electronics spec ad/PSA hybrid:

At one point I had a Japanese company contacting me, asking me to pitch some ideas for their Pepsi-man campaign. I sent in a few ideas but never heard from them again (lesson learned: while domestic ad agencies might ask a handful of directors to pitch on their boards, foreign companies will invite dozens, if not more, to submit their take).

I was also told that I should shoot a Coke spec ad. The catch: I’d have to pay for it out my own pocket. Yikes! Not only was spending $30k (I kid you not) of my own money on a spec ad just not a possibility for me, it just felt wrong. I thought if I had $30k I should make something personal, not a commercial for a ridiculously wealthy multinational.

But there I go again talking about “personal” when I should know that it’s strictly business.

So what now? I’d love to direct a music video and/or commercial. Doing a very low-budget spec ad or video isn’t out of the question but first I think I need to build up my After Effects skills.

Short Form Horror – 14. May, 2008

Recently, a friend sent me this PSA.

Holy! The terror and horror evoked… it’s like a prelude to LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT.

That got me thinking about a work safety post I put up a few months ago. I recounted a work related injury I suffered before showcasing some amazing Canadian PSAs; here are two of my favorite.

Suddenly I was trying to remember the first time I saw this David Fincher directed PSA.

And that got me thinking. As the torture porn genre wanes we should enlist those directors into the community service sector. Could you imagine Rob Zombie directing a PSA on gun safety?

Speaking of which, my most successful short film was a commercial/PSA hybrid for The Film Foundation, a branch of the DGA. Sure, it’s not horror but when people ask me “what’s it about” I always say “ballerinas and chain saws.” Actually, off that short I was asked to pitch on a DHS PSA. It was a horror comedy about a natural disaster/radiological/biological attack on Hollywood.

Trust me, it was funny.

Posted in Short Films

Spot Me? – 2. December, 2007

Warning: the following post contains graphic and disturbing images. You may want to wait until after breakfast before reading.

Years ago, when I worked as a PA on one of my first “professional” film sets, the entire crew walked off due to a financial dispute with the producers. As the one PA that wasn’t 1) related to one of the above-the-line folks or 2) sleeping with one of the producers, I was told to unload the grip truck with the one remaining dolly grip–he happened to be stoned out of his gourd at 8AM.

This pothead decided it was my job to pull everything off the truck while he wheeled it onto set. When it came time for his precious dolly this dude told me to “step aside, son, and let a professional take care of it.” He rolled the dolly onto the lift, jumped off and started lowering it with the controls outside of the truck. Smart guy that he was, he forgot to lock the brakes. The dolly started to roll off the lift and towards this stoner.

I should note here that my high school motto was “a man for others.”

Without hesitation, I reached for the dolly to stop it from crushing this dude. My hand gripped the steering bar, the dolly crashed to the ground and I was launched 15 feet off the truck.

A few minutes later I woke up in a flower bed. My leg was draped over the cement lip that enclosed this flower bed. I focused on my ankle–it’s girth was equal to my head’s (for reference, my noggin is so big I can’t wear hats).

Thankfully, nothing was broken. I’ll scrub through the aftermath (they begged me not to report, they promised to pay all the bills, I almost took them to court when they refused) but the moral of this story is that you have the right to refuse unsafe work.

Me, I want to be the nice guy, I want to be the one people call “super helpful.” Instead, I end up being the guy with the bum back after I single-handedly loaded a stakebed truck with c-stands, high rollers and HMI ballasts.

Need a more vivid example? Check out these incredible Canadian workplace safety PSAs (if my story made you nauseous then these will having you barfing up last week’s Kung Pao chicken).

Be safe out there.

Posted in General