So there’s been a slew of big industry news over the last couple of days.
- James Cameron has signed on for not one but two AVATAR sequels.
- Peter Jackson will direct the two HOBBIT prequels in New Zealand
- Chris Nolan is moving forward with THE DARK KNIGHT RISES.
- Brad Bird is moving forward with MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE GHOST PROTOCOL.
- Ridley Scott found an actress for his ALIEN prequel.
So all of these huge director are making sequels. What the F**K happened to any semblance of originality? Okay, I’ll give passes to Nolan because of INCEPTION, to Jackson because he has directed nothing but duds since THE LORD OF THE RINGS, to Ridley because no one saw GLADIATOR 4, I mean ROBIN HOOD, and to Brad Bird because it’s his first live-action film.
But Cameron? Dude! What possible reason could he have to make two more AVATAR movies? Is it because he didn’t win Best Picture? Does he need more money? Why not CLEOPATRA? Why not BATTLE ANGEL? Christ, I would have rather he hijacked SPIDER-MAN.
Sigh. Maybe I’m just jealous that I don’t have these high class problems.
Still, I make this promise to you: if I’m subtitling AVATAR 2: NOT WITHOUT MY IKRAN in 2014 then I will commit suicide live, on the internet… if we still have an internet in 2014.
(and yes, I’m in a bad mood)

