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Making Films Is Not Enough

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

So at first I thought this was just a drive-in in Los Angeles (and I was stoked about that because I’ve never been to a drive-in). Imagine my surprise to learn that these guys are a production company/directing collective.

Then I took a second to think about it. Yeah, that’s what the artist of tomorrow (today) has to do: diversify. Not only do they direct, they have a pirate radio station, they run a drive-in, they have a recording studio/editing facility in the desert and they sell merchandise.

I think that’s the new model for struggling/starving artist. I’m trying to figure out how to do this to myself. How are you expanding your brand?

(I just heard echoes of the derby girl that spurned my affections)

Friday Fun: Beer Wars

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Happy Friday everyone!

If you’ve ever met me in a bar or seen me in a decent restaurant and asked “what’s a good beer” then you’ve heard me give an impromptu lecture on brown ales or how a pilsener is different from a lager.  Yes, I’m a beer geek and it’s all because of a documentary called BEER WARS.

This week, that documentary is available on iTunes (and apparently my PS3 too but I can’t stop playing BORDERLANDS to check–help). Don’t believe me? Here’s the proof.

(that’s the documentary on the “iTunes->Movies” homepage sandwiched between NEW YORK, I LOVE YOU and some Hulk cartoon while I download the latest FRINGE).

Of course I’m biased (dear FTC, I worked on it for almost three years but I am not being compensated for this mention… but if the director wanted to buy me some tasty cupcakes I wouldn’t say “no”) but I think it’s a pretty damn good doc. Also, the “making of” was mighty interesting so I can’t wait for the behind-the-scenes book (hint, hint; nudge nudge).

What I Watched In 2009

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

First, let’s tackle the movies I saw in theaters:

  1. Taken
  2. Bride Wars
  3. Notorious
  4. 12 Rounds
  5. Frost/Nixon
  6. The Pink Panther 2
  7. Push
  8. The International
  9. Traveling
  10. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
  11. Fired Up
  12. Deuce
  13. The Taking of Pelham 123
  14. Coraline
  15. Knowing
  16. Dragonball: Evolution
  17. Miss March
  18. 500 Days of Summer
  19. Duplicity
  20. Fast & Furious
  21. Watchmen
  22. Battle for Terra
  23. Alien Trespass
  24. Wolverine
  25. Angels & Demons
  26. Obsessed
  27. Monsters vs. Aliens
  28. Away We Go
  29. Night at the Museum 2
  30. Year One
  31. Star Trek
  32. Terminator Salvation
  33. The Ugly Truth
  34. Crank: High Voltage
  35. Land of the Lost
  36. Up
  37. My Life in Ruins
  38. Ice Age 3D
  39. War Eagle, Arkansas
  40. Drag Me to Hell
  41. The Hangover
  42. I Love You Beth Cooper
  43. 9
  44. Taking Woodstock
  45. Post Grad
  46. Bandslam
  47. District 9
  48. The Hurt Locker
  49. Bruno
  50. Adam
  51. Jennifer’s Body
  52. Julie & Julia
  53. 2012
  54. Inglorious Basterds
  55. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
  56. Sorority Row
  57. The Stepfather
  58. A Serious Man
  59. All About Steve
  60. The White Ribbon
  61. Get Low
  62. Fame
  63. Zombieland
  64. Old Dogs
  65. Couples Retreat
  66. Michael Jackson’s This Is It
  67. Tooth Fairy
  68. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
  69. The Informant!
  70. Men Who Stare at Goats
  71. The Road
  72. Astro Boy
  73. Where the Wild Things Are
  74. Santa Buddies
  75. New Moon
  76. Paranormal Activity
  77. Planet 51
  78. Alvin & The Chipmunks 2: The Squeakquel
  79. Avatar
  80. Did You Hear About The Morgans?
  81. Born To Be A Star
  82. Creed Live
  83. Legion
  84. Nine
  85. Sherlock Holmes

As usual, the ones without reviews were watched for work. For the morbidly curious, this is my workstation.

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(Why is it so dark? Because I work in a full sized screening room.)

If I had to pick my five favorite flicks of the year, they’d be (in no particular order):

  1. District 9
  2. Up
  3. The Hangover
  4. Star Trek
  5. Inglorious Basterds

Q: What movie did I watch more than any other?

A: AVATAR = 27 times!
Runner up: ICE AGE 3D = 22 times!

Call me crazy but I’ve been so close to the century mark for a couple years now that I think I’m gonna make that one of my goals for 2010.

And yeah, I know you just called me “crazy”. You’re not the first.

The Definitve Film(s) of the Naughts

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

As everyone has been weighing in with their films of the decade, it’s time for me to do so. What’s different about my pick(s) is that it isn’t about “the best” so much as what I feel defines the major trends of the last ten years, something that sums up our hope and fears, what we’ve been grappling with for the past decade.

That’s why my two films of the decade aren’t even a couple of my favorites.

The first is this major studio release:

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The second is this Indiewood import:

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So why these two? I think they encapsulate major trends in the market and the collective psyche. In the case of SPIDER-MAN, I think this film kicked off the comic-book-to-movie explosion of this past decade. Yes, I know the X-MEN movie came out first but this one earned 5 times what that flick reaped and I think I know why? It boils down to two things. One, it was the first major blockbuster after the event that defined our decade. Two, the scene where the Green Goblin is wailing on Spider-Man and then out of nowhere bystanders start pelting the bad guy with garbage and yelling, “We’re New Yorkers! We protect our own!” I swear to you I saw people light up and cry at that very moment. In the fantasy of this movie, and in the pit of our hearts, that’s who we wanted to be. That’s what we needed to feel. That’s how we want to see ourselves.

As for 28 DAYS LATER, this film was about our fear of others, the unknown, the looming man-made apocalypse, chemical and biological warfare, even the air we breathe. It was our collective mistrust morphed into rage. Plus it kicked off the whole running zombie thing which launched an avalanche of a revival in the genre. Just look at all the comics and awesome games like LEFT 4 DEAD or how about an awesome flick like the DAWN OF THE DEAD remake. I don’t think we’d have any of those if it weren’t for Danny Boyle’s post apocalyptic nightmare.

Okay, time for you thoughts, questions and violent dissent.

The Best TV of the Past Ten Years

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

According to The Hollywood Reporter, these are the ten best television shows of the last decade.

  1. The Sopranos
  2. The West Wing
  3. Curb Your Enthusiasm
  4. The Shield
  5. Damages
  6. Mad Men
  7. 30 Rock
  8. 24
  9. Lost
  10. Modern Family

Of all these, I’ve only seen four of them more than once. Am I out of touch with television? Possibly. I own a television but I get no reception of any kind on it, not even the local channels. Therefore, let me give you my top show of the decade and a runner up.

The show of the decade is…

Battlestar Galactica

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Why? Because it’s a reboot/remake (they dominated our decade), because it’s about the event that defined our decade and the resulting quagmires, because it went to those dark places (the middle of season 2 still haunts me), because it rocked. This is without a doubt the best show of the decade.

And my runner up?

Veronica Mars

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Why? Because the first season was a near perfect season of television, because Kristen Bell owned it, because it’s a teen based high school noir powered by a revenge core that took teens seriously and nobody has done it better since, and lastly because it rocked!

And did I mention how cute the lead is?

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Just sayin’.

The Ten Biggest Flops of the Last Decade

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Oh, there’s nothing like some Schadenfreude from The Hollywood Reporter. Here is their list of the ten biggest movie flops, in order of suck, from the last ten years.

The Adventures of Pluto Nash

Battlefield Earth

Land of the Lost

Gigli

Town & Country

Catwoman

The Invasion

Rollerball

Grindhouse

The Spirit

Guess what? I’ve seen four of them. Can you guess which?

And for all my Facebook friends, go to the “original post” to see the trailers I dug up.

Help Me Promote You

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

If you’ve been keeping up with my posts, you know I’m looking for small shooting/editing gigs. I was recently put in contact with a San Francisco based company that primarily produces short videos for small businesses. Sounds like the perfect kind of work for me. I contacted them, they asked me to attend a webinar, I sent them a link to my films and I received this reply.

Thank you for attending our orientation webinar yesterday. I hope you found it informative.

I took at look at your links and they’re really create & good, but I had a difficult time assessing what kind of a job you’re capable of doing if sent out on a XXXXXXXX project. Do you have any links to your work that are more XXXXXXXX-style (b-roll over interview) that I can take a look at? If not, do you think you could create something like that for me to look at? Please let me know.

So after watching an interview driven documentary short

… and a verite/observational documentary

… plus a spec spot that I directed, wrote, shot, edited, sound designed, color corrected and animated

… they’re not sure if I can produce a 30-60 second video that’s interview driven yet intercut with b-roll (for the record, I taught at class at UCLA [proper, not extension] for three quarters where the students produced this exact kind of work) so they want me to shoot something for them to take a look at?

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

So this is where you help me help you. I need to produce a 30-60 second short that promotes something so why shouldn’t it be your small business/services/cause/whatever?

Did I mention I’m willing to do this for free?

But wait, there’s a catch (a few, actually):

  1. I will come out and shoot for an hour, two max.
  2. Half the time will be spent interviewing you (or whoever runs the organization/business in question).
  3. The other half of the time I will be shooting b-roll.
  4. I am willing to travel a short, reasonable distance from my home (let’s say 20 miles). Any further than that and you have to pay for all associated travel expenses upfront. I might be willing to forgo this expense if your business/organization/cause is super cool (e.g., I’d do this for Tippi Hedren but only if she lets me in the cage with the tiger).
  5. As I’m doing this for free, I retain final cut.
  6. I will retain all master tapes.
  7. I will upload the piece to my Vimeo account where you can grab the embed code and repost the video.

If you’re balking at my terms, remember that 1) I have a track record of high quality films, 2) I’m a professional using this piece to seek more work so it will be of the highest caliber and 3) I’m doing this for free for you.

Time for me to hear your pitch.

Portable Idiot Box

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Okay, let me just admit this: I read Nikki Finke.

Now, if you read her site recently and managed to shove past all the industry rumors and executive swaps there was a tiny story reporting that the Advanced Television Systems Committee just approved a mobile DTV standard.

So why should you or I care? Well, were you excited by the iPod Nano with built-in FM tuner? No, me neither, but I was excited by the possibility (actually, I kinda was but I’m trying to dramatize my point).

Well, what if you could use your iPod to tune into your local Fox station to watch FINGE? We are now one step closer to that possibility.

F**king awesome!

Let’s Get Meta Bitches!

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

Good news: Film Independent saw my blog post/review of last weekend’s Filmmaker Forum and not only did they repost my blog (click image to see more)

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They also put me on the front page (click image to see more).

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The bad news: they edited out my “more critical” points but “they appreciate my candor.” Also, they recently email blasted members with a review of the Filmmaker Forum but only included some other guy’s softball regurgitation of the weekend.

Boo!

Three cheers for brutal candor!

:)

Indie vs. Independent

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

So f**king funny because it’s so damn true.

Thank goodness someone took a  jab at JUNO and (500) DAYS OF SUMMER and that pretentious use of parentheses.