It’s been a few days since the 2007 Los Angeles Film Festival wrapped and I’m still feeling exhausted from the experience. I worked most of the festival as a videographer for FesTV but I did manage to squeeze in a few films and a turn as James Lipton.
My first major event was the “Conversation with Pharrell Williams” at the Hammer Museum. Elvis Mitchell moderated and I must report that Pharrell is a nerd at heart. He went on and on about movies and science and science-fiction and then movies again (e.g., how the witch from THE WIZ and Stanley Kubrick scared the s#!t out of him as a kid).
My next gig was a series of interviews conducted by a lovely French woman named Celia (how can the French make beauty and grace seem so effortless? I gotta book a flight to France). We spoke with Scott Pendergast (KABLUEY), Stephane Gauger (OWL AND THE SPARROW) and Jess Manafort (THE BEAUTIFUL ORDINARY)… pardon the interruption but I was so completely enchanted by Jess that I will publicly declare my full blown crush on her.
Let me stop here and say that jealousy overtook me this day. I’ve met Scott before (he came to my birthday party but apparently I was too drunk to really remember), I have worked with Stephane on the G&E team, then there was a documentary by Almudena Carracedo (a really cute UCLA critical studies student I used to flirt with recklessly) and a film by Chris Eska (a recent UCLA grad). They all had features at the festival. For Christ’s sake, Stephane won the audience award and Chris took home the Target prize — $50k, so be sure he buys the drinks when you see him at a bar.
On this day I also covered the red carpet premiere of JOSHUA and I was blown away by 1) the little star’s poise when interviewed (can he train me to speak in front of a crowd) and Michael McKean’s presence (it was a treat to stand 2 feet from him).
On Wednesday I covered the red carpet for THE HOTTEST STATE and, while Ethan did grant us an interview, I was supremely bummed that Catalina (aka, the future Mrs. Tony Arias) didn’t show.
My next day working I shot Buck Henry’s chat and he was a pure delight. He told great stories and even imparted a bit of sagely advice. Later that night I was called up for a last minute event, a Q&A with Jeff Garland (CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM) and Paul Mazursky, who was screening a print of HARRY & TONTO. Paul laid out one of the most obvious but best bits of wisdom – the best directing is casting.
The next day I covered a panel on exploitation filmmaking with Eli Roth (HOSTEL), Craig Brewer (HUSTLE & FLOW) and the legendary Jack Hill (SWITCHBLADE SISTERS). What struck me most was that all three of them, while genre directors, bemoaned the death of the personal (albeit genre) film. I was feeling deeply saddened by the state of the film industry.
Sunday was my day off. armed with vouchers for films, I caught a few screenings.
First, Shorts Program #4. Most were okay, one was awful but the crowning jewel was Don Hertzfeldt’s EVERYTHING WILL BE OK. That film is so tremendously funny and insightful and honest and touching and transcendent and artful… I’m just gonna stop gushing. You must see this film.
I then caught the music video program Eclectic Mix #2. Why are all low budget music videos made by Silver Lake hipsters obsessed with being trendier than thou (yet they have no clue about style)? On top of that, all the big budget videos were odes to grindhouse films (Joseph Kahn, that might have been the best music video you’ve ever made but I still think you can take your 4-point lighting and geometric editing and shove it up your… HEY NOW! Let’s try and keep this family friendly). The only music video that got me to applaud was the one by Ramon & Pedro. Kudos to the two of you.
I then caught the new Johnnie To film EXILED… there’s a reason, Mr Giant Robot Man, that everyone was catching flick on pirated region 6 DVDs. It’s a copycat cousin to John Woo’s THE KILLER.
Lastly I caught a reprise of the UCLA award winning films at the Crest theater. While attempting to sneak out to grab a bite to eat, I was roped into doing an introduction and a Q&A. Let me say that I hate unmoderated Q&A’s. Every time I see a film and people ask lame questions about budget or schedule I want to disembowel someone with a rust hook. That said, the audience asked stupid questions but my own were brilliant.
And that concludes my LAFF experience. I only wished I’d seen more films. Maybe next year when I might have a short or feature of my own playing there.