Lately, I’ve been working a lot of graveyard shifts. While I have no complaints about the job, I will say that working nights can suck. I don’t get to hang with my friends, I can’t flirt with girls (I haven’t forgotten you Micki Krimmel), I can’t do anything other than eat, sleep and work.
Plus it’s the holiday season. Add to that the tough year I’ve had and it’s easy to see how my tendency towards quiet, amplified by working nights, results in resonant loneliness.
To shake it off, I turn to porn, kitty porn.
Note: I did not say child pornography, I said kitty porn, as in cute kitty videos like this…
or this…
or this…
I know, it’s a sickness but it gets me through the long nights.
For the record, I think I’m more of a dog person but puppy videos don’t quite do it for me like kitties.
Tags: Friday Fun
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